From http://piksels.com/19/words-invented-by-shakespeare/:

The noted linguist David Crystal has said that for the closest approximation of English as spoken during Shkespears[sic] time you’d need to visit Vermont in the USA as they still, yes still, speak in a dialect used by the pilgrim fathers.

Wow, cuz like, I totally didn't know that. 

This is my new blog since China seems to be shutting them down one at a time. All material in this blog will be about life in China outside of work. Check out my other blog www.tabulas.com/~shaankhan for key insights into the world of Chinese PR. Or not. It's pretty boring. Probably won't blog there much, actually. Forget it.