This made my day!
Posted by genghiskhan at 12:53 PM on June 26, 2007.
From http://piksels.com/19/words-invented-by-shakespeare/:
The noted linguist David Crystal has said that for the closest approximation of English as spoken during Shkespears[sic] time you’d need to visit Vermont in the USA as they still, yes still, speak in a dialect used by the pilgrim fathers.
Wow, cuz like, I totally didn't know that.